Clint:

Somehow he's been stuck in styxling form for who knows how long, but he doesn't seem bothered by it! He's constantly whistling, singing, or killing the rattlesnakes that keep sneaking into the pair of boots on his broken down porch. (There's a snake in mah boot!) Although, you know, he can't wear the boots at the moment, and keeps falling on his face whenever he tries.

That... doesn't actually stop him from trying. It could, possibly, motivate him more, tbh. OTL

Eastwood:

To distinguish himself from the brainless ball of fluff who's taken his place (they're still the same guy, he's just irritated with being stuck in styxling for so long) Eastwood goes by Eastwood, not Clint. He's big, he's bad, and he wants belly rubbings, please. He's still Clint on the inside, ok, he just doesn't want to show it<3 And he also feels really screwed over by the title "abandonment." Oh, sure, he's BEEN abandoned for who knows how long, and the little shit (Clint) acts with abandonment all the time, but it still rubs him wrong. He's constantly lying about what legendary branch he is, and it changes every time.